March 2012
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Mar 31st
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market research (a "conversation")
me: looks at note counts on recent Alistair photoset posts
Vanillastair: Wow! I have a lot of notes on my photosets!
Duncanstair: Hmmm. I really don't have many notes, despite my overwhelming sexxy-osity.
Vanillastair: Well, I'm easily recognizable, while you are confusing and appear, at a glance, to be Anders. Also, cheese, frosty lampposts, and here, have a rose.
Duncanstair: But I exude manliness! Testosterone drips from my every pore! And I dispense roses and witty banter about lampposts just as well as you... I don't have as much time for cheese, though. I'm too busy getting laid.
Vanillastair: Everybody wants me. Everybody...
Duncanstair: I suppose my appeal is more sophisticated and refined.
Vanillastair: Or limited. Oww! If you are going to Shield Bash me, at least avoid the face!
Duncanstair: Shut up, pretty boy.
my Wardens: Ooh Duncanstair, ooh! Let's do it!
Duncanstair: Yes. And I will leave my ponytail on.
me: *swoon*
me: queues more Duncanstair
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Dear Nameless, Your behavior has crossed the line. Why do you think I haven’t been as active on this blog? Because you’ve been stalking me here. Does that mean you should go stalk me on my other blog? No, it does not. BOUNDARIES—they exist for a reason. When I said I’d write something for you, I meant in my own time. I told you up front that I am *quite* slow. I figured that,...
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Listenminorearth: minorearth: This is for trilliumg,...
Mar 27th
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I just saw a reference to something minorearth...
Mar 27th
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sandetiger replied to your post: Today I responded to my former Texas… I srsly lol’d at this. And then I read it outloud to my brother and my father and they lol’d as well. Congratulations on amusing my whole family :D
Mar 26th
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Today I responded to my former Texas representative’s email asking for my “thoughts on the government takeover of healthcare.” I gave him an earful and ended by saying that I was glad we’d moved to California from the capital of Dumbfuckistan.
Mar 26th
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neonvalleystreet replied to your post *HUGS* AT LEAST THERE’S NEW MAD MEN TONIGHT D: True…but we don’t have cable! It’s ok, still making our way through Season 4…
Mar 26th
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aellolight replied to your post that’s the strangest reception I’ve ever heard of. I’d go naked. You know, in honor of it’s uniqueness… kinlochhold replied to your post Urgh. That sounds like a function that requires real shoes. *kidnaps tg and spirits her off to someplace fun instead* stxena replied to your post Wear whatever’s clean, stay long enough to say hi and drop off a card, eat some...
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Impressioniste: Ficlet: Absolution (Anders/Female... →
impressioniste: I’ve been sitting here for the last hour, trying to distract myself with a rigorous game of Bookworm, running my fingers over the sharp edges left by the broken pieces of my heart after after seeing this gorgeous thing shared by givethemhorns. I didn’t want to co-opt her art or directly…
Mar 24th
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neonvalleystreet replied to your post: Such an ME n00b. I had no idea that Tricia Helfer (BSG’s 6) was the voice actress for EDI. Michael Hogan (Tigh) does Bailey’s voice! lolol Oh, cool! Actually, both of them have had guest spots on Supernatural, too. Wonder if someone was a BSG fan.
Mar 24th
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Such an ME n00b. I had no idea that Tricia Helfer...
kinlochhold: Did you start playing ME? *anguished face* Never without you! I just saw a post with her and Seth Green in the recording studio.
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Such an ME n00b. I had no idea that Tricia Helfer...
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Silly me. Thought I’d be able to, oh, I don’t know…download that comic as a PDF.  CRAZY TALK.
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Husband (muttering to self in other room): Shepard, you are a GOD.
Mar 24th
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All Aboard the Party Temple: trilliumg: ouyangdan:... →
trilliumg: ouyangdan: barbeauxbot: freckles04 replied to your chat: Domestic Scene I think our husbands are all trolls. Bailey just suggested that he visit the medical center. Douche!Shep was like “LOL no.” We need like, a group blog called “our ME… Wow! But mine didn’t even make it to the Landsmeet. HE IS SUCH A PROPELLERHEAD THAT HE WOULD RATHER WRITE HIS OWN...
Mar 24th
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ouyangdan: barbeauxbot: freckles04 replied to your chat: Domestic Scene I think our husbands are all trolls. Bailey just suggested that he visit the medical center. Douche!Shep was like “LOL no.” We need like, a group blog called “our ME husbands” or something. I have a troll to add: I told mine tonight that I was about ready to play (ME1) and said, “You should play it with...
Mar 24th
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Domestic Scene
Me: I can't believe you're trying to ally with CERBERUS!
Husband: Look, the ends justify the means, babe.
Me: Are you for real.
Husband: And the "ends" are "Galactic Emperor Shepard".
Mar 24th
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In which TG wonders where she came from
TG: So my sister said that instead of getting a hotel when we visit next weekend, she'd let us sleep in her camper.
Mr. TG:
Mr. TG:
Mr. TG:
TG: Yeah. It gets better. I was on the phone with Dad and he wanted to know if we wanted to see a '40s musical review on Saturday night.
Mr. TG:
Mr. TG:
Mr. TG: He does know that we're only in town for three days?
Mr. TG:
Mr. TG: Ok, who am I kidding? We could be in Dallas for three YEARS and that wouldn't sound appealing.
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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“The best missions in our game are the ones in which the gameplay and the...”
– unverified, from Patrick Weekes in this article. fuck yes.  i wish he could own these statements openly. :o( (via missl0nelyhearts) Dear maker, that would have been amazing and such an epic beautiful thing. (via runawaydragons)
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Busted
Husband: What is that?
Me: It's... my... porn... blog...?
Husband: ...
Me: ...
Husband: YOU HAVE A PORN BLOG?!
Me: Yeah?
Husband: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Me: I didn't think you'd be interes--
Husband: WHY WOULDN'T I BE INTERESTED IN YOUR PORN BLOG?!
-time passes-
Husband: You have really good taste in porn.
Mar 23rd
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kakumei replied to your post: Thanks for the support :-) Aaaaaaaaah I wish I could have been around to see your post earlier, but I hope you’re feeling much better now! Aw, thanks, and actually, it turned out fine. Got my purse back, ran to the coffee shop, picked up a piece of baklava to go (so I could go!), planned to get the next train but the one that the shuttle had just arrived for was a...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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